September 2010
1 post
Cannabis Catering →
“Cannabis Catering offers gourmet meals laced with pot….”
August 2010
1 post
Dating Tips For Guys:
Just some ways you can show your special someone you’re a real man:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a...
July 2010
20 posts
WatchStar Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)
FUNNY STUFF!
WatchAss Pennies
WatchOffice Melt Down - College Humor Video
June 2010
69 posts
E-Mails from an Asshole →
Finally, a definition of globalization that I can...
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: Why? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using...
This GUY sings like a female. AWESOME →
Old Skoo daft. →
Cakes
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:
Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
Proctor: Sorry, no.
Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require...
"Internet Math" →
All you internet geeks will get a kick out of this.
I only know a couple of them.
The Motherf**king Ptreodactyl →
Ganja Report Update... Actually this would be...
Okay, so I was in need of some weed and my Street Pharmacist was taking like 3 days to re-up, which is WAY too long to be without, I’ve decided to just take a little drive to my nearest Dispensary (Inland Empire Patient’s Collective, www.IEPCMEDS.com if your in the area and have a Medical Marijuana in California, check them out)………………….
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WEIRD? →
